“We’re not really going to do this again, are we?”
Of course we are, you wienie,” cackled Wanda, the 97-year-old State Street mystic, sliding her cold, clammy hands over her crystal ball.
But I’ve been coming to you for a decade now, and you still haven’t gotten a single New Year’s prediction right. I mean, what do I tell my readers?
“Tell ’em to lock the doors and batten down the hatches. ‘Cause 2007 is gonna be a real doozy. Here, take a peek”:
(The UW Athletic Department is mentioned in this tongue-in-cheek column of predictions for 2007.)