After five years of exhaustive research and experimentation, doctors at University Hospital here announced that they can now cure, with a surgical procedure, the bane of most golfers — the cursed slice.
“We can guarantee that after we perform this surgery, which usually can be done lapriscopically, the golfer will hit the ball straight and almost always the yardage lost to a slice will be restored to the end of the drive, making it longer,” said Dr. Schott Schank, one of the team of surgeons who developed the new procedure.
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