University of Wisconsin coach Bret Bielema couldn’t resist the punch line. Or rather the “paunch” line. Speaking in Chicago to a gathering of Big Ten sportswriters, who should know paunch from punch, Bielema related how one of his football players had reshaped his body through a weight loss program. Which one? Jenny Craig? Nutrisystem? Weight Watchers? Atkins Diet? LA Weight Loss? South Beach Diet? None of the above. “Our weight loss program? ” posed Bielema. “We send kids to China. ”
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