Just two days away from UW’s homecoming, the Badgers are in need of some help after stressful games the past two weeks. They are in luck — a sort of divine intervention is on their side. They call themselves, the Badger Nuns, or, after a certain head football coach, the Sisters of Chryst.
“We are real nuns, the order of Chryst,” insists their so-called mother superior, Sister Mary Bucky. The other two go by Sister Mary Touchdown and Sister Hail Mary.