Playboy magazine sent out a press release last week with its list of the top party schools in the country, and UW-Madison ranked third. The general reaction to these lists on campus is a few grins from students along with some hand-wringing from the administration.When I received the release, I had a different reaction. I let out a primal scream. The release reminded me of a strange episode from my occasionally strange past. I think of it as “the story that wonâ??t die.” It began a decade ago and it still doesnâ??t really have a satisfactory ending.